DATELINE: May 15th, 2001 - Yes, dammit, I'm picking on those pointy-headed KKK today. It's kind of a parallel I am trying to make between my mindless zombies and their mindless zombies. But I think mine are more intelligent. Ever see these ignorant redneck KKK bastard children on the talk shows? Daddy, all I want for kkkristmas is my own free will. Hey, wait, in another strange parallel, I'm a mindless zombie for watching them on the smut shows in the first place. Oh well, I'm with sin, but I'm still gonna cast my stones...

 

 

DATELINE: May 7th, 2001 - The new strip will now go on the front page before it is moved into the "Strip" section. If you like the comic, please feel free to link this page, tell friends about it, or shave the URL into your head - I need readers to make this worthwhile. Also, for those who didn't notice, that little "ZOMBIETALK" thing at the bottom is a nifty little message board where you can talk about pretty much anything, or simply look at the undead smileys and neon color scheme. 
 

DATELINE: April 30th, 2001 - The dead walk among us. And they eat brains. Of course. Authorities believe the dead have risen due to the comet flying overhead, or the toxic chemical spill, or the satanic Armageddon ritual, or maybe because that nuclear plant leaked. Regardless of the cause, none of us (or our brains) are safe. Police recommend headshots and fire, or simply running away from these helplessly slow bastards. I mean, come on, they're dead. Their muscles are all stiff and most of them can barely see. In fact, it's like having a sense of dread in an old folks home. Sure, they say the power is in numbers, but who really can't sense a zombie horde sneaking up on them? Most of them either mutter "braaaaaainnns" or if they don't have the gift of vocabulary, they simply moan. Ahem - anyway, grab your boards and nails and lock yourself away in your little farmhouse for days until the sheer number of slow zombies threatens to overwhelm your barricade and hopefully some rednecks will come by and clean your yard for you.

Fabulous Corpses will be updated on a pretty regular basis, hopefully a few times a week. The weekend strip will be premiered on the Blackeye site each Saturday and then posted here after a couple of days.